Archive for June 30, 2011
Stock Broker Careers
The next school on the list is Xavier. A prestigious school known for their business degrees their mascot is D’artagnan, named after the musketeer from the Alexander Dumas novel. Sounds pretty cool right? Yeah it sounds cool but that’s where it stops. In actuality the mascot looks like the bloated cookie monster. A giant ball a blue fur named after a courageous and proud young musketeer. Way to go Xavier.
Our next stop takes us to beautiful Scottsdale Community College. Not exactly the place where many stock broker careers start, but a proud school none the less. Here the iconic and healthy artichoke bears the task of ramping up fans at games where the fans scream “GO CHOKES!” a great confidence builder for the athletes going into overtime.
Then you have Stanford, one of top private schools in the country. A place where many get their law and engineering degrees. Also a division 1 school in many sports. Who fires up the crowd at these massive sporting events with the eyes of the country watching? A tree. At least Stanford was able to make the tree look somewhat intimidating. By intimidating I should say absolutely frightening. The tree has a face on it and looks like something you would see if you were to eat a healthy dose of mushrooms and walked around the woods. I can only imagine how many youngsters have been completely traumatized and can never go camping again because of an over zealous mascot.